Terrorists with explosive water bottles

I'm looking forward to the next time I fly because I know that I'm safe if a terrorist Muslim tries to sneak explosives on board in a water bottle. I didn't know until the other day that liquids could explode. You'd think they'd get put out by the water in them, don't you?

Next time I'm on a plane I'll just have to buy the airline's water and hope that no terrorist Muslims poison the water on board. But there shouldn't be any Muslims working for the airlines anymore anyways in this post 9/11 world.