Absent too long

With the installment of Red State Nightmare Barak Obama, it is time that I return to my blog in order to defend the land of the free from liberalism. Who's with me?

New Chick

I love the new chick in the White House press gallery. She totally has press releases down, and smacks down those journalist bitches.

Blogging has been slow

I'm sorry there hasn't been more to write about lately. It's good to go on vacation though while my favourite president does too. It helps me to understand better what he and God tells his brain to do for our future. The free world depends on that brain.

Terrorists with explosive water bottles

I'm looking forward to the next time I fly because I know that I'm safe if a terrorist Muslim tries to sneak explosives on board in a water bottle. I didn't know until the other day that liquids could explode. You'd think they'd get put out by the water in them, don't you?

Next time I'm on a plane I'll just have to buy the airline's water and hope that no terrorist Muslims poison the water on board. But there shouldn't be any Muslims working for the airlines anymore anyways in this post 9/11 world.

Protect Marriage

Don't let this happen to your family

Bush, despite his greatness, hasn't yet put enough pressure on people who want to stop good Republicans from breeding. As you might know, ho mo sexuals don't have children naturally, so they can't produce Republicans. Democrats adopt, Republicans have children.

Fox News traitors quit in protest

Liberals are always out to demonize Fox News for its fair and balanced reporting. Who else tells both sides - the American and Israeli sides? You can't trust the liberal media to give you the facts, that's why you have to read right wing blogs, and watch Fox News, so you know what is really going on.

Murtha getting sued

I'm not too sure yet who this Murtha guy is, but if Michelle Malkin says he needs to be sued then that's what we Republicans have to do.
It's not the Marine commander's fault that someone under his command killed some Iraqis. The Iraqis were probably guilty of something anyway, and the one who killed them was a democrat anyway, I heard that on Bill O'Reilly.